Officer Bird - Joseph Shnaekel get on your knees and put you hands on the concrete.

Joseph Shnaekel - I swear I didn't smuggle any crack in my ass hole.

Officer Bird - Get on your knees now!

Joseph Shnaekel - Fuck that! I'm innocent I swear!

Officer Bird - Don't try anything funny(gay)

Joseph Shnaekel - Man I hate ******* cops!

Officer Bird - I'm tired of playing games here Joseph do as I say now!

*Joseph turns around and runs as fast as he can*

*Officer Bird catches up with the suspect and trips this shit out of him like that time in 5th or 6th grade*

Suspect was apprehended and taken to J. D.C. for a cavity search, where three different substance were found, Crack, lip stick and sperm

 

So there is a lesson to be learned here, don't fuck with Officer Bird.